Who Remembers These Typical Hindi Film Dialogues

Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar

Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India

Kitne aadmi the – Sholay

kutte…….agar maa ka doodh piya hai to bahar nikal

Main tera khoon pee jaunga!

bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do!

Police mere peeche lagi hui hai.

Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

Bataoo, heere kahan hai.

Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do

Main tumhare bina mar jaa-oongi.

Itne paise tum kahan se laaye?

Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein

Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe

Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey

Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein

Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!

Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna

Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga

Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga

Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya

Lalita Pawar in many scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere

Woh kutte ki maut marega

Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti

Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon

The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya

Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehte hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin phenkte

Har kutte ka din aata hai

Lo! Mooh meetha karo

Heroine to Hero - Hato naa! Log kya kahenge

Driver, gaadi roko

Ab tumhari maa humare kabze mein hai

Nirupa Roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta

Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega

On a suhaag raat nite, wife to husband :" Doodh pee leejiye"

ham barbad ho gaye

mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee

Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey

Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

Animals In Celebrity Personality

Can You Identify Who Is Who

Abba

Amy Winehouse

Bob Marley

Dolly Parton

Elvis Presley

Ozzy Osbourne

Rod Stewart

Stevie Wonder

Golden Temple

Also known as The Harmandir Sahib (or Hari Mandir).

It is located in Amritsar, Punjab, India.

It is the holiest shrine in Sikhism.

It is a major pilgrimage destination for Sikhs from all over the world and also an increasingly popular tourist attraction. It is a symbol of both beauty and peace.

The temple is surrounded by a small man-made lake

The Construction of the Golden Temple began in 1574 and the land was bought by Guru Ram Das in 1574 for 700 rupees. The Temple was completed by 1601.

It was Guru Arjan who installed the “Guru Granth Sahib” in the temple and was appointed the first reader in August 1604.

In the early 19th century, 100 kg of gold were applied to the inverted lotus-shaped dome and decorative marble was added. All this gold and marble work took place under the patronage of Maharaja Ranjit Singh.

Hollywood Films - Suspense Thriller

Thse films are a must watch, some of the best suspense thrillers i have seen past 3 years.






Colombiana 2011
A young woman grows up to be a stone-cold assassin after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target - the mobsters responsible for her parents' death.









Unthinkable 2010
The FBI arrest a suspect terrorist and torture him to tell them where he has plotted the bombs which will start to explode within a week. Staring Samuel L. Jackson as a special interrogator. This film has scenes of torture










Armoured 2010
A crew of officers at an armored transport security firm risk their lives when they embark on the ultimate heist against their own company. Armed with a seemingly fool-proof plan, the men plan on making off with a fortune with harm to none. But when an unexpected witness interferes, the plan quickly unravels and all bets are off.








Law Abiding Citizen 2009
During a home invasion, Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) witnesses his wife and young daughter's murder By Clarence Darby and his accomplice Rupert Ames . The Prosecutor Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx) claims that the case against Darby is weak, even with Clyde's testimony alone is insufficient to prove either suspect's guilt. Clyde is left feeling betrayed by the justice system. Clyde Is Out For Revenge And Justice His Way.









The Stepfather 2009
The story is about the family who start to see the darkside of their mother's new lover. Is he really what he portrays to be. It's a good thriller with a few twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.









Vacancy 2007
A young married couple becomes stranded at an isolated motel when their car breaks down. Something dont seem right and when they start watching the video films lying on top of the tv, they realise that the murders taken place are actual scenes from their hotel room. They finds hidden video cameras in their room. They realize that unless they escape, they'll be the next victims of a snuff film.

LOHRI : The Bonfire Festival

Lohri is a popular A Hindu Winter Celebration Festival celebrated by the Punjabis. It is celebrated around the middle of January

Lohri is celebrated to denote the last of the coldest days of winter.

In houses that have recently had a marriage or childbirth, Lohri celebrations will reach a higher pitch of excitement. Lohri celebrates fertility and the spark of life.



Customs & Legends
In the morning on Lohri day, children go from door to door singing and demanding the Lohri 'loot' in the form of money and eatables like til (sesame) seeds, peanuts, jaggery, or sweets like gajak, rewri, etc.
They sing in praise of Dulha Bhatti, a Punjabi avatar of Robin Hood who robbed the rich to help the poor.



The Bonfire Ritual
In the evening, with the setting of the sun, huge bonfires are lit in the harvested fields and in the front yards of houses and people gather around the rising flames, circle around (parikrama) the bonfire and throw puffed rice, popcorn and other munchies into the fire, shouting "Aadar aye dilather jaye" (May honor come and poverty vanish!), and sing popular folk songs. This is a sort of prayer to Agni, the fire god, to bless the land with abundance and prosperity. After the parikrama, people meet friends and relatives, exchange greetings and gifts, and distribute prasad (offerings made to god). The prasad comprises five main items: til, gajak, jaggery, peanuts, and popcorn. Winter savories are served around the bonfire with the traditional dinner of makki-di-roti (multi-millet hand-rolled bread) and sarson-da-saag (cooked mustard herbs).


Song & Dance
Bhangra dance by men begins after the offering to the bonfire. Dancing continues till late night with new groups joining in amid the beat of drums. Traditionally, women do not join Bhangra. They hold a separate bonfire in their courtyard orbiting it with the graceful gidda dance.

The 'Maghi' Day
The day following Lohri is called 'Maghi', signifying the beginning of the month of Magh. According to Hindu beliefs, this is an auspicious day to take a holy dip in the river and give away charity. Sweet dishes (usually kheer) are prepared with sugar cane juice to mark the day.

A Celebration of Fertility
Lohri celebrates fertility and the joy of life, and in the event of the birth of a male child or a marriage in the family, it assumes a larger significance wherein the host family arranges for a feast and merry-making with the traditional bhangra dance along with rhythm instruments, like the dhol and the gidda. The first Lohri of a new bride or a newborn baby is considered extremely important.

Thanksgiving & Get-together!
Nowadays, Lohri brings in an opportunity for people in the community to take a break from their busy schedule and get together to share each other's company. In other parts of India, Lohri almost coincides with the festivals of Pongal, Makar Sankranti, and Uttarayan all of which communicate the same message of oneness and celebrates the spirit of brotherhood, while thanking the Almighty for a bountiful life on earth.

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Keh Doon Tumhe Ya Chup Rahoon - Deewar

A Sweet Classic Song Of The 70's
This Is For My Big Brother... Salhan Saab

song : Keh Doon Tumhe Ya Chup Rahoon
Film : Deewar 1975
singer : Kishore Kumar & Asha Bhonsle
Music : R D Burman
Lyrics : Sahir Ludhianvi
actors : Shashi Kapoor & Neetu Singh

Some Interesting Quotes

When you do anything new, at 1st people laugh at you, then they challenge you, then they watch you succeed & then they wish they were you.

Four candles were talking to each other
1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"
Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope. I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing. Stay Blessed

Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you, But do not give them a chance to build a nest on your head.


I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I just Hope That One Day…When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile & Say Hey That's My Friend..!!!

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live in the best way we can, there is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments, keep smiling

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Simple Mathematics!!..Really funny!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Aisi Apni Wife Ho

Aise apni wife ho,
5'7" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.


INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.


Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archane uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.


Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho, kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reasons To Be Thankful

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world.

If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.

Miss World - Beauties Of India

Priyanka Chopra
Miss World 2000
Priyanka Chopra was born 18th July 1982
Height 5' 8" (1.73 m)

Chopra came in second place at Femina Miss India 2000 competition winning the Femina Miss India World title and subsequently being sent to Miss World where she was crowned Miss World 2000.[8] In the same year, Lara Dutta and Dia Mirza, both also from India, won the Miss Universe and Miss Asia Pacific crowns respectively, in a rare triple victory for one country.
When Chopra won the Miss World crown, she became the fifth Indian woman to win the title, and the fourth Indian woman to win in a span of seven years.




Yukta Mookhey
Miss World 1999
Date of Birth: 7 October 1979
Height: 5'11" or 1.80 m
Education: Zoology Graduate from Mumbai's Kelkar College

Yukta was born in the Sindhi-speaking Mookhey family in Bombay, Maharashtra, India, on October 7, 1979.
She shot into the limelight in India after being crowned Femina Miss India 1999. She then went on to win the Miss World title in London, England.




Diana Hayden
Miss World 1997
Date of Birth: 1 may 1973
She was born in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh India in a Anglo Indian Family. She was the only Miss World to have won a hat-trick at the pageant - Miss Photogenic, Miss Beachwear and Miss World 1997.
Diana Hayden went to St.Anns High School, Secunderabad but dropped out in the 8th standard. She continued her studies through open schooling and correspondence and graduated from Osmania University in English. She shifted to Mumbai to career goals.
Diana Hayden had a brief stint in modeling and did a couple of fashion shows in Bangalore and Mumbai. Then she started work in the public relations division of BMG Crescendo, the Music Company where she helped handle the careers of artistes like Anaida and Mehnaz. It was Anaida who forced her to send her pictures for the Miss India Contest and Win the Miss India Contest. After winning the coveted 1997 Miss World Title Contest.




Aishwarya Rai
Miss World 1994
Date of Birth: 1st November 1973
She was born in Bangalore, Karnataka, India.
After entering into the modeling world, Aishwarya Rai entered Femina Miss India contest in 1994. She got the position of first runner up in this contest. So other than going for Miss Universe, She decided to go for Miss world. It was hosted in South Africa were she was crowned Miss World 1994. A sweet little girl of South of India is now the most beautiful women of the world. With all that victory she entered the world of acting from a model. She has done many advertising campaign like pepsi, Coca-Cola, L'oreal paris, Debeers Diamond etc.



Reita Faria
Miss World 1966

Reita Fariya was born in Bombay was the first Indian woman to win the Miss World title in 1966. She made the whole world sit up and look at India. By winning the crown, she showed the way for later competitors and gave them a confidence that they can take the world by storm. After her one year tenure she refused modeling and films and concentrated on medical studies which are a sure act to make the present day Miss Worlds to look up on their promised professions. She lives in Dublin, Ireland with her husband David Powell, and has two children and five grandchildren.


Winner at Miss World - (from India)
1966 Reita Faria Maharashtra Miss World 1966
1994 Aishwarya Rai Karnataka Miss World 1994
1997 Diana Hayden Andhra Pradesh Miss World 1997
1999 Yukta Mookhey Maharashtra Miss World 1999
2000 Priyanka Chopra Uttar Pradesh Miss World 2000

some Info taken from miss-india-world-universe.blogspot.com/ and various googled sites