Thursday, 27 November 2008

Favourite Songs - Zindagi Ki Na Toote Ladi

Another Family Favourite

Kranti 1981
Music : Laxmikant Pyarelal
lyrics : Santosh Anand
singers : Nitin Mukesh & Lata Mangeshkar
song : Zindagi Ki Na Toote Ladi

A song full of deep meanings and alot of emotions. This is a killer song, cant help but press the repeat button whenever it's played. You can listen to this song regardless what mood your in.




Zindagi Ki Na Toote Ladi Lyrics
zindagi ki na toote ladi
pyaar kar le ghadi do ghadi
lambi lambi umariya ko chhodo
pyaar ki ik ghadi hai badi


un aankhon ka hansana bhi kya
jin aankhon mein paani na ho
wo jawaani jawaani nahi
jiski koi kahaani na ho
aansu hain kushi ki ladi


Mitwaa Tere Bina Lage Na Re Jeeya Ra Lage Na

aaj se apana waada raha
ham milenge har ek mod par
dil ki duniya basaayenge ham
gam ki duniya ka dar chhod kar
jeene marne ki kisko padi


laakh gehara ho saagar to kya
pyaar se kuch bhi gehara nahi
dil ki deewaani har mauj par
aasamaanon ka pahara nahi
toot jaayegi har hathakadi


The bonding of life must not break
Lets love for a moment or two
Forget about a long long life
A moment of love is enough

what is the value of a smile in your eyes,
when your eyes have never tasted the value of tears.
There is no youth if it has no story to tell
Tears are the strand of happiness

Darling i cant live without you


From today we have a promise

We will meet at every place, every chance we get
we will build the world of our hearts
We will leave behind this sorrowful world of fear
Who cares about living or dying

The oceans may be thousands deep

There is no limit to the deepness of love

The desire of the hearts pleasure
accelerates further than the skys
The handcuffs and chains will break

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Fun Read

What if Accountants were Movie Makers

If Accountants starts producing movies, films would be named as follows.....

1. Kabhi Debit Kabhi Credit
2. Cash Balance Wale Profit le Jayenge
3. Main Account ki Diwani Hoon.
4. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam
5.Humara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
6. Kaho Naa Depreciation Hai.
7. Kyon Tally Ho Gaya Na.
8. Munna Bhai C.A.


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What if Computer Programmers were Movie Makers

Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai
Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
Programmer no 1
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
Mera Code Chal Gaya
Network Ke Uss Paar
Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai
Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
Login Karo Sajana
Firewall (Border)
DOWN To Hona Hi Tha
Partition (Deewar)
Kaho Na Virus Hay
Y2K - A Bug Story


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Monday, 17 November 2008

Fun Read - Before Marriage & After Marriage

Fun Read

Before Mariage & After Marriage

Before Marriage

He: Yes!!!!!!!!!!
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

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After marriage
simply read again from bottom to top.



courtesy worldwideweb

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Some Riddles

Riddles

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.


Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?

A piano.


Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?

A taxi driver.

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Guess The Actor Behind The Wig


Who's The Famous Hindi Actors Behind The Female Wigs

Can You Guess

Can You Recognise These Famous Actresses

Here are some famous actresses past & present.
Can you guess who they are.


















Monday, 10 November 2008

Guess The Songs - Bitz & Pieces Kumar Sanu

Kumar Sanu - Bitz & Pieces


12 songs of the early 90's sung by Kumar Sanu
each song is a 10 - 15 second clip

Can you guess what films they are from and name the song!


Sunday, 2 November 2008

Brain Teasers


What do the following words have in common?
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

If you take the first letter and move it to the end of the word, you get the same word when read backwards.



See if you can figure out these words using the clues listed below. Each word ends with "BOARD". Have fun!

1) Used with telephones
2) A place to advertise
3) Right-side of ship
4) Computers need them


Answer
1) Switchboard
2) Billboard
3) Starboard
4) Keyboard

Saturday, 1 November 2008

INDIA - Mission To The Moon

India - Mission To The Moon

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bSl2idw80HY

India has successfully launched its first mission to the Moon.
The unmanned Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra Pradesh to embark on a two-year mission where it will create a 3d map of the Lunar Surface.


The craft was built by the Indian Space Research Organisation.

India is now the 6th country in the world to launch into space

Indian PM Manmohan Singh hailed the launch as the "first step" in a historic milestone in the country's space programme

One key objective will be to search for surface or sub-surface water-ice on the Moon, especially at the poles.

Another will be to detect Helium 3, an isotope which is rare on Earth, but is sought to power nuclear fusion and could be a valuable source of energy in future.

Powered by a single solar panel generating about 700 Watts, the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) probe carries five Indian-built instruments and six constructed in other countries, including the US, Britain and Germany.


The mission is expected to cost 3.8bn rupees (£45m; $78m), considerably less than Japanese and Chinese probes sent to the Moon last year.

The Indian experiments include a 30kg probe that will be released from the mothership to slam into the lunar surface. The Moon Impact Probe (MIP) will record video footage on the way down and measure the composition of the Moon's tenuous atmosphere.

It will also drop the Indian flag on the surface of the Moon.


The country's tricolour is painted on the side of the probe and, if successful, India will become the fourth country after the US, Russia and Japan to place its national flag on the lunar surface.

Professor David Southwood, director of science and robotic exploration at the European Space Agency congratulated India's space agency on the launch.
He added: "While the exploration of space calls for new challenges to be overcome, joining forces is becoming more and more a key to future successes."


Barry Kellett, project scientist on the C1XS instrument, which was built at the Rutherford-Appleton Laboratory in the UK, said: "Chandrayaan has a very competitive set of instruments... it will certainly do good science."

C1XS will map the abundance of different elements in the lunar crust to help answer key questions about the origin and evolution of Earth's only natural satellite.

Researchers say the relative abundances of magnesium and iron in lunar rocks could help confirm whether the Moon was covered by a molten, magma ocean early on in its history.

"The iron should have sunk [in the magma ocean], whereas the magnesium should have floated," Mr Kellett told BBC News.

"The ratio of magnesium to iron for the whole Moon tells you to what extent the Moon melted and what it did after it formed."

The instrument will look for more unusual elements on the Moon's surface, such as titanium.

This metallic element has been found in lunar meteorites, but scientists know little about its distribution in the lunar crust.

Chandrayaan (the Sanskrit word for "moon craft") will also investigate the differences between the Moon's near side and its far side. The far side is both more heavily cratered and different in composition to the one facing Earth.


The spacecraft will take about eight days to reach the Moon. During its lunar encounter, Chandrayaan fires its engine to slow its velocity - allowing it to be captured by the Moon's gravity.

Chandrayaan will then slip into a near-circular orbit at an altitude of 1,000km. After a number of health checks, the probe will drop its altitude until it is orbiting just 100km above the lunar surface.


India, China, Japan and South Korea all have eyes on a share of the commercial satellite launch business and see their space programmes as an important symbol of international stature and economic development.

Last month, China became only the third country in the world to independently carry out a spacewalk.



CHANDRAYAAN 1
1 - Chandrayaan Energetic Neutral Analyzer (CENA)
2 - Moon Impact Probe (MIP)
3 - Radiation Dose Monitor (RADOM)
4 - Terrain Mapping Camera (TMC)
5 - Moon Mineralogy Mapper (M3)
6 - Chandrayaan 1 X-ray Spectrometer (C1XS)
7 - Solar Panel

info courtesy worldwideweb

Friday, 31 October 2008

FAVOURITE SONGS - Agar Bewafa Tujhko

This song is amongst my favourite top 30 sad songs of the 1960's. It's sung by one of my favourite singers Mohd Rafi. The female version was sung by Lata Mangeshkar. It was a massive hit song but the film is not so popular.
Used to be played on radio stations countless number of times.

Film - Raat Ke Andhere Mein 1969
song - Agar Bewafa Tujhko Pehchan Jate
music & lyrics -Prem Dhawan

Re-make of this song with new singers and new video is on youtube
Agar Bewafa Tujh Ko Pehchan Jate

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnP_kV207c

Lata Mangeshkar [solo] - from film
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AqUnU7WeP2Y

Mohd Rafi [solo] - audio only




Hindi Lyrics: Mohd Rafi Version
Agar bewafa tujhko pehchaan jaate
khuda ki kasam hum mohabbat na karte
Jo maloom hota yeh anjaame ulfat to
dil ko lagaane ki jurrat na karte
agar bewafa tujhko pehchaan jaate
khuda ki kasam hum mohabbat na karte

If i knew that you would be unfaithful
God promise I would not have loved
If I knew the consequences of this love
I would not have dared to give my heart so easily
If i knew that you would be unfaithful

God promise I would not have loved



It's a bit tricky translating lyrics in english because you tend to loose some of the meaning and sometimes the lines have to be re arranged into a sentence.....this is a close match of the song

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Wishing You All A Happy Diwali on 28th October 2008


Dear Readers

I'm going on vacation for a week.

Wish you all a HAPPY DIWALI on October 28

Hope the coming year is filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun!

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony "WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

regards
Admin

Diwali - The Festival Of Lights

Diwali - Five Days Of Diwali

Five Days Of Diwali
Deewali is a festival of joy, splendor, brightness and happiness.
It is the festival of lights and is celebrated with great enthusiasm by all Indians all over the world.
The uniqueness of this festival is its harmony of five varied philosophies, with each day to a special thought or ideal.
People celebrate each of its five days of festivities with true understanding, it will uplift and enrich the lives.

The first day of Diwali: Dhanteras
The first day of Diwali is called Dhanvantari Triodasi or Dhanwantari Triodasi also called Dhan Theras.
It is in fact the thirteenth lunar day of Krishna Paksh, the dark forthnight of the month of Kartik. On this day, Lord Dhanwantari came out of the ocean with Ayurvedic for mankind.
This day marks the beginning of Deepawali celebrations.
On this day at sunset, Hindus should bathe and offer a lighted deeya with Prasad (sweets offered at worship time) to Yama Raj, the Lord of Death and pray for protection from untimely death. This offering should be made near a Tulsi tree, the Holy Basil or any other sacred tree that one might have in their yard.

The second day of Diwali: Choti Diwali
The second day of Diwali is called Narak Chaturdasi.
On this day Lord Krishna destroyed the demon Narakasur and made the world free from fear. On this day, one should massage the body with oil to relieve it of tiredness, bathe and rest so that Diwali can be celebarated with vigour and devotion.
On this night, Yama Deeya should not be lit.
The Shastras (Laws of Dharma) declares that Yama Deeya should be offered on Triodasi night with Prasad.
Some people mistook it to mean that because Yama Deeya was lit on that night, that it should always be lit on the night before Diwali.
This is absolutely not true. It is advisable that one consults with a learned Pandit or Hindu Astrologer for proper guidance on this matter.

The third day of Diwali: Lakshmi Puja on Diwali
This is the day when worship unto Mother Lakshmi is performed.
Hindus cleanse themselves and join with their families and their Pandit (priest) and they worship the divine Goddess Lakshmi to achieve the blessings of wealth and prosperity, the triumph of good over evil and light over darkness.

The fourth day of Diwali: Padwa & Govardhan Puja
On this day, Govardhan Pooja is performed.
Many thousands of years ago, Lord Krishna caused the people of Vraja to perform Govardhan Pooja.
From then on, every year Hindus worship Govardhan to honour that first Pooja done by the people of Vraja.

The fifth day of Diwali: Bhai Duj
The fifth day of the Diwali is called Bhratri Dooj.
This is the day after Goverdhan Pooja is performed and normally two days after Diwali day. It is a day dedicated to sisters.
Many moons ago, in the Vedic era, Yama (Yamraj, the Lord of death) visited his sister Yamuna on this day.
He gave his sister a Vardhan (a boon) that whosoever visits her on this day shall be liberated from all sins.
They will achieve Moksha or final emancipation.
From then on, brothers visit their sisters on this day to enquire of their welfare.
This day marks the end of the five days of Diwali celebrations.
This is also known as Bhai fota among Bengalis.
Bhai fota is an event especially among Bengalis when the sister prays for her brother's safety, success and well being.




Diwali Hindu Festival
Diwali also known as Deepawali is a major festival of the Hindus, celebrated in India and also in many parts of Nepal and around the world.
Diwali is also known as the Festival of Lights, where lights are used to illuminate homes, streets and important buildings.
Its known to signify the victory of good over all evils.
As per Hindu mythology, Diwali is celebrated as the homecoming of king Rama, after fourteen years of exile.
In order to celebrate this occasion, the whole kingdom was lit up with lamps.
Ladies welcomed Lord Rama by lighting rows of lamps that are known as deepa in India, hence the festival derives its name.
There is also a belief that Lord Krishna defeated the demon Narakasura, on this auspicious day. In the Jainism faith it is believed that it marks the nirvana of Lord Mahavira.
The preparations of this festive day is made well in advance.
The women of the house start cleaning their homes to welcome the Goddess of wealth. Traditional sweets are made so that offerings can be made to the deity.
On this important day of Diwali, the Lords are bathed in sacred water and placed in an altar for worship.
People prefer to stay with their near and dear ones, as per mythology.
It is believed that this day is the day of homecoming.
The most important event of this festive Diwali is the puja or worship of the goddess Laxmi.
As per Hindu mythology Laxmi is the goddess of wealth and Ganesh the Lord of prosperity. These two worships mark the beginning of the day, after which people illuminate their homes with lamps.
Lights are believed to remove evils from the society and bring in peace and prosperity.
After the traditional puja is performed, children usually burst firecrackers that signify the defeat of the evil.
This is the day of rejoicing and people celebrate by having elaborate breakfasts and lunch.
This is the day of meeting with friends and relatives.
Special dishes are prepared for the occasion.
There are many people who perform tarpan, or offer water and sesame seeds for the soul of their ancestors.
Diwali is considered to be one of the most awaited festivals of the Hindus.


info courtesy worldwideweb

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Sachin Tendulkar - Indian Cricketer


Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar (born April 24, 1973) is an Indian cricketer,

widely considered to be one of the greatest batsmen of all time.

He currently holds the World Record for the most runs in One-Day Internationals,

He holds the World Record for the most number of centuries scored in One-day Internationals

He holds the World Record for the most number of centuries scored in Test cricket.


AND NOW

Sachin Tendulkar has become the world record holder for Test runs scorer,

surpassing Brian Lara's previous best mark of 11,953.

As of 17th october 2008 a total of 12,027 runs have been achieved– making him the first batsman ever to surpass 12,000 Test runs.


He holds the World Record in the World Cup for the most amount of runs total - 1732


He holds the World Record in the World Cup for Most Runs in a Tournament [beating his original 1996 record]
2003 - 673
1996 - 523


Tendulkar holds the world record of 57 One Day International Man of the Match Awards to his career

Thursday, 16 October 2008

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Kishore Kumar - 21st Death Anniversary Tribute


Remembering Kishore Kumar

It's been 21 years since the legendary singer Kishore Kumar died of a severe heart attack. 13th of October 1987 was a very sad day for India, they had lost another great hindi singer for whom many fans worldwide admired so much. He was only 58 years old.
It's sad to read that Mukesh 1977, Mohd Rafi 1980, and just recently Mahendra Kapoor 2008 all died from a severe heart attack too.

Kishore Kumar was one of the greatest singers of yesteryears, he was a fine actor who also produced some films and even was a music director of some films. He has left a legacy for many generations to treasure

His birth name is Abhas Kumar Ganguly he was born on the 4th of August 1929 in the Khandwa town of Central Provinces and Berar, British India (which is now known as the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh). He was the younger brother of actor Ashok Kumar.

Kishore Kumar's first song was "Marne ki duayen kyon mangu" for the film Ziddi 1948. There were so many emerging singers of the late 40's and the 50's was always gonna be tough to establish your name at the top. Kishore Kumar sang the odd song here and there in the early years, mainly hits songs for Dev Anand, the vast majority of his songs throughout 50's and most 60's were for himself as it seemed he felt pressured into becoming an actor. He did comedy roles and sang mostly fun songs. but it was not enough to convince other music directors and actors to take him up. These were the days of mainly Mohd Rafi & Mukesh. Kishore Kumar continued in the 60's to act in comedy roles and sing for himself and the odd Dev Anand song when the opportunity came his way thanks to S D Burman.

He was married 4 times and has a famous son who also became a popular singer in the late 70's and throughout the 80's and early 90's. He was Amit Kumar.

It was about 1969 when Kishore Kumar started to sing more songs and it was also a time when actors like Dilip Kumar, Rajendra Kumar, Shammi Kapoor [even Dev Anand] who were all associated with Mohd Rafi and Raj Kapoor's loyalty with Mukesh was coming to an end of an era as age has to make way for new and upcoming actors.
Kishore Kumar stormed up the hindi charts when he became the new voice of young handsome Rajesh Khanna. Although it was Mohd Rafi who sang the very early Rajesh Khanna songs, there was something about the film Aradhana 1969 when music director S D Burman fell ill and his son R D Burman took up the role as MD, he called in Kishore Kumar to sing the remaining unsung songs instead of Mohd Rafi who had already sung 2 duets for the film. The 2 songs Kishore Kumar sang were "Mere Sapno Ki Rani" and "Roop Tera Mastana" which became very popular songs of 1969/1970. This was the big break Kishore needed and it helped him to become the dominant singer for the next 17 years

1970 a new decade and Kishore Kumar was singing more songs and hit songs they were. Other music Directors also started to give Kishore Kumar songs to sing as his voice became popular and his yodelling became a trademark which he did as early as the 50's. 1971 to 1976 mainly was flooded with Kishore Kumar songs, some fans might agree them were his best singing years. Kishore Kumar became the voice of Amitabh Bachchan too. The later part of the 70's was good to Kishore Kumar too, it was mainly dominated by himself and Mohd Rafi equally.
1980 onwards Kishore Kumar continued as a leading playback singer till the day he died.

Music Director R D Burman had a special relationship with Kishore Kumar for whom he gave majority of songs to.
Kishore Kumar was associated with many other famous music directors suchas Laxmikant Pyarelal, Kalyanji Anandji, Bappi Lahiri, Rajesh Roshan and S D Burman.

It is estimated that Kishore Kumar sang approx 3000 songs in various languages. About 2500 of them are for hindi films.
Kishore Kumar sang several 100 songs each with Lata Mangeshkar & Asha Bhonsle too

He went on to win 8 film fare awards for best singer
Year - Song - Film - Music director - Lyricist
1969 Roop tera mastaana - Aradhana - S D Burman - Anand Bakshi
1975 Dil aisa kisi ne - Amanush - Shyamal Mitra - Indeevar
1978 Khaike paan Banaraswaala - Don - Kalyanji Anandji - Anjaan
1980 Hazaar raahen - Thodisi Bewafaai - Khayyam - Gulzar
1982 Pag ghunghroo baandh - Namak Halaal - Bappi Lahiri - Anjaan
1983 Hamen aur jeene ki - Agar Tum Na Hote - R D Burman - Gulshan Bawra
1984 Manzilen apni jagah - Sharaabi - Bappi Lahiri - Anjaan
1985 Saagar Kinaare - Saagar - R D Burman - Javed Akhtar

He acted in about 80 films or more
He was music director of 10 films
He went on to produce and write 14 films
Kishore Kumar's songs will never be forgotten, there are so many hits and popular songs that we all sing or humm to ourselves. He sang many romantic songs, sad songs, bitter sweet songs, fun/comedy songs, disco songs, sharabi songs. He was the complete singer.
It is impossible to list all the songs Kishore Kumar sang, so what i done is compile a list of some of my favourites or big popular hits below from each year.
Nazrana 1987 - Main Tera Sheher Chorr - Laxmikant Pyarelal - Anand Bakshi
Saagar 1985 - Chehra Hai Ya Chand Khila - R D Burman - Javed Akhtar
Kalakaar 1984 - Neele Neele Ambar Par - Kalyanji Anandji - Indevaar
Nishaan 1983 - Laharon Ki Tarah Yaadein - Rajesh Roshan - Gulshan Bawra
Andha Kanoon 1982 - Yeh Andha Kanoon - Laxmikant Pyarelal - Anand Bakshi
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bpFlYpn3EUE
Kudrat 1981 -Hume Tumse Pyar Kitna - R.D.Burman - Majrooh Sultanpuri
Karz 1980 - Om Shanti Om - - Laxmikant Pyarelal - Anand Bakshi
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vMArGXvGNNc
Aur Kaun 1979 - Haan Peheli Baar - Bappi Lahiri - Amit Khanna
Muqaddar Ka Sikandar 1978 - O Saathi Re - Kalyanji Anandji - Anjaan
Dream Girl 1977 - Dream Girl - Laxmikant Pyarelal - Anand Bakshi
Do Anjaane 1976 - Luk Chup Jao Na - Kalyanji Anandji - Anjaan
Julie 1975 - Dil Kya Kare - - Rajesh Roshan - Anand Bakshi
Chalte Chalte 1974 - Chalte Chalte Mere Geet - Bappi Lahiri - Amit Khanna
Blackmail 1973 - Pal Pal Dil Ke Pass - - Kalyanji Anandji - Rajinder Krishan
Padosan 1968 - Mere Samne Wali Khidki Mein - R D Burman - Rajinder Krishan
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S0WPSYFm7iE
Jewel Thief 1967 - Yeh Dil Na Hota Bechara - S.D.Burman - Majrooh Sultanpuri
Shreeman Funtoosh 1965- Yeh Dard Bhara Afsaana- Laxmikant Pyarelal- Anand Bakshi
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=09z6YzXS-hA
Mr. X In Bombay 1964 - Mere Meheboob Qayamat - Laxmikant Pyarelal - Anand Bakshi
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfd4116vZ18
Man Mauji 1962 - Zaroorat Hai Zaroorat Hai - Madan Mohan - Rajinder Krishan
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-Z7mgyDu8
Jhumroo 1961 -Koi Humdum Na Raha - Kishore Kumar - Majrooh Sultanpuri
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q7cSFEgRTE8
Shararat 1959 - Hum Matwale Naujawan Shankar Jaikishan - Hasrat Jaipuri

Dilli Ka Thug 1958 - Hum Tho Mohabbat Karega - Ravi - Majrooh Sultanpuri
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3-6AI-pbR8Q
Paying Guest 1957 - Mana Janab Ne Pukara Nahin - S.D.Burman - Majrooh Sultanpuri
Funtoosh 1956 - Dukhi Mann Mere - S.D.Burman - Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Munimji 1955 - Jeevan Ke Safar Me Rahi - S.D.Burman - Sahir Ludhianvi

Monday, 13 October 2008

Funny Indian Advertisements

Funny Indian Advertisements found on various websites

Dev Anand Impersonator at McDonalds


Arranged Marriage Commercial

Sunday, 12 October 2008

FAVOURITE SONGS - O Mere Dil Ke Chain

Another Family Favourite

This was a very popular song in the early 70's when the Kishore Kumar & Rajesh Khanna wave was churning hit after hit. There has been countless number of remixes to this song especially in the 90's.
Romantic Kishore at his best.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l__rgs4JvRA&feature=related

here is the lyric of this song if you like reading

film : Mere Jeevan Saathi 1972
singer : Kishore Kumar

music : R D Burman
lyrics : Majrooh Sultanpuri


O Mere Dil Ke Chain
Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain

Apna Hi Saaya Dekh Ke Tum Jaane Jahan Sharma Gaye
Abhi To Yeh Pehli Manzil Hai Tum To Abhi Se Ghabra Gaye
Mera Kya Hoga Socho To Zara
Haay Aise Na Aanhe Bhara Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain
Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua Kijiye

Aap Ka Armaan Aap Ka Naam Mera Tarana Aur Nahin
Inn Jhukti Palkon Ke Siva Dil Ka Thikana Aur Nahin
Jachta Hi Nahin Aankhon Mein Koi
Dil Tumko Hi Chahe To Kya Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain
Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua Kijiye

Yun To Akela Bhi Aksar Gir Ke Sambhal Sakta Hoon Main
Tum Jo Pakad Lo Haath Mera Duniya Badal Sakta Hoon Main
Maanga Hain Tumhe Duniye Ke Liye
Ab Khud Hi Sanam Faisla Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain
Chaen Aaye Mere Dil Ko Dua Kijiye
O Mere Dil Ke Chain O Mere

Saturday, 11 October 2008

RIDDLES



Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot’s faster. You can catch a cold.



If two's company and three's a crowd,
what are four and five?
Nine

Steve, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.
On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.
Steve weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.
He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.
How did he manage this?

Steve is a juggler. When he came to the bridge he juggled the gold, always keeping one piece in the air.



Thursday, 9 October 2008

Calculate Your Age and Your Telephone Number

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number - works on 7 digit phone numbers ONLY (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2


Do you recognize the answer?


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1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate, (more than once but less than 10).
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50; I'll wait while you get the calculator.................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758........?If you haven't, add 1757....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are .......
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

-----NB it only works for year 2008

for 2008 add 1758 or 1757
for 2009 add 1759 or 1758
for 2010 add 1760 or 1759
etc

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Different Ways Of Describing The Word "SALHAN"

If i could choose HINDI FILMS to describe the name "SALHAN" in my own way then i would choose the following :
S - SHER DIL 1990
A - AAN AUR SHAAN 1984
L - LOVE STORY 1981
H - HIMMATWALA 1983
A - AZAAD 1978
N - NAAM O NISHAAN 1987

Sunday, 5 October 2008

DJ Vix Album - The Official Moviebox Vixtape Vol 1

BEST BUY OF SEPTEMBER

This was a late August release.
DJ Vix & Shin of DCS - What a combination, they just created a massive track thats gonna smash the dancefloor. Amazing vocals of Shin and a great tune by DJ Vix...."CHAKK BOTTAL DARU DI".....this is a very catchy tune
Saw the video to this on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNpWe_ebEzg

Kaka Bhainiawala sounds too good as always. He is there up with Lehmber at the top

The Mega Mix is pretty cool too

Most of the other tracks have been around before, DJ Vix has done an absolute fab job in mixing them again.

Saturday, 4 October 2008

MAHENDRA KAPOOR - Passes Away

MAHENDRA KAPOOR
Mahendra Kapoor the famous singer of the golden age of bollywood passed away on September 27 2008 due to heart attack at the age of 74. His songs delighted many music lovers across generations over the past 50 years. He was born on the 9th of January 1934 in Amritsar, Punjab. He started singing at a very young age and was inspired by the great legendary Mohd Rafi.
His first break came in the film Navrang 1959 when music director Chitalkar Ramchandra paired him up with Asha Bhonsle to sing "Aadha Hai Chandrama Raat Aadhi".
The best of Mahendra Kapoor was possibly under the banton of music director Ravi and then possibly Kalyanji Anandji.
According to statistics the best of his songs were under the production of B R Chopra Films
National Film Awards won
1968 - National Film Award for Best Male Playback Singer for Mere Desh ki Dharti song: Upkaar
Filmfare Awards won
1963 Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for chalo ek bar phirse in Gumrah
1967 Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for neele gagan ke tale in Hamraaz
1974 Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for nahin nahin bus aur nahin in Roti Kapda Aur Makan

The Mahabharat Film Episodes songs were mainly sung by Mahendra Kapoor
There are a handful of Punjabi films of yester years which have hit songs of Mahendra Kapoor
Mahendra Kapoor stormed the Bhangra Charts in the late 80's with a few hits to his credit

Below is a list of some of the best songs of Mahendra Kapoor to my knowledge and according to my collection.


AADMI AUR INSAAN 1968
music : Ravi - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Yeh Neele Parbaton Ki Dhara - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]
Dil Karta O Yaara Dildaara - [truet with S Balbir & Joginder Singh]


AAG 1969
music : Usha Khanna - lyrics : Indeevar
Aag Hi Aag Teri Chitta Se


Aurat 1967
music : Ravi - lyrics : Shakeel Badayuni

Yeh Kaun Hai Jiske Aane Se - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]

AVTAAR 1983
music : Laxmikant Pyarelal - lyrics : Anand Bakshi
Zindagi Mauj Udaane Ka Naam Hai - [truet with Alka Yagnik & Suresh Wadkar]


DAKU AUR MAHATMA 1976
music : Ravindra Jain - lyrics : Ravindra Jain

Hansti Ankhon Ko Jisne Ansoo Diye Hai - [truet with Jaspal Singh & Hemlata]

DHOOL KA PHOOL 1963
music : N Dutta - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Tere Pyaar Ka Aasra Chaahta Hoon - [duet with Lata Mangeshkar]


GEET 1970
music : Kalyanji Anandji - lyrics : Hasrat Jaipuri
Jiske Sapne Hume Roz Aate Hai - [duet with Lata Mangeshkar]

GUMRAH 1963
music : Ravi - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi

Chalo Ek Baar Phir Se Ajnabi
Tujhko Tera Mera Pyar Pukare - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]


HAMRAAZ 1967
music : Ravi - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Tum Agar Saath Dene Ka Vaada Karo
Na Munh Chuppa Ke Jiyo
Neele Gagan Ke Tale
Kisi Patthar Ki Moorat Se

Tu Husn Hain Main Ishq Hoon - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]


HARIYALI AUR RAASTA 1962
music : Shankar Jaikishan - lyrics : Hasrat Jaipuri
Kho Gaya Hai Mera Pyar


KAAJAL 1965
music : Ravi - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Agar Mujhe Na Mile Tum [duet with Asha Bhonsle]

KAHIN DIN KAHIN RAAT 1968
music : O P Nayyar - lyrics : Aziz Kashmiri
Yaaron Ki Tamana Hai

KALA PATTHAR 1979
music : Rajesh Roshan - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi

Jaggaya Jaggaya - [truet with S K Makhan & Pamla Chopra]

KISMAT 1968
music : O P Nayyar - lyrics : S H Bihari
Laakon Hai Yahan Dilwale



KRANTI 1981
music : Laxmikant Pyarelal - lyrics : Santosh Anand
Ab Ke Baras


MAZDOOR 1983
music : R D Burman - lyrics : Hasan Kamaal
Hum Mehnat Kash Is Duniya Se
Naach Naa Aave Phir Bhi Bhaiya


MUQADDAR KA SIKHANDER 1978
music : Kalyanji Anandji - lyrics : Prakash Mehra
Pyar Zindagi Hai - [duet with Lata Mangeshkar & Asha Bhonsle]

NIKAAH 1982
music : Ravi - lyrics : Hasan Kamaal
Dil Ki Ye Arzoo Thi Koi - [duet with Salma Agha]

PARIVAR 1967
music : Kalyanji Anandji - lyrics : Gulshan Bawra
Hamne Jo Dekhe Sapne - [duet with Lata Mangeshkar]

PURAB AUR PACHHIM 1970
music : Kalyanji Anandji - lyrics : Indeevar
Bhaarat Ka Rahenewaala Hoon
Dulhan Chali Behen Chali


SHAHEED 1965
music : Husnlal Bhagatram - lyrics : Prem Dhawan
Rang De Basanti Chola - [truet with Mukesh & Rajendra Bhatia]



SHAKTEE 1982
music : R D Burman - lyrics : Anand Bakshi
Maangi Thi Ek Dua Jo Qabool Ho Gayi


UPKAAR 1967
music : Kalyanji Anandji - lyrics : Gulshan Bawra
Mere Desh Ki Dharti



WAQT 1965
music : Ravi - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Din Hai Bahar Ke - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]
Hum Jab Simat Ke Aap Ki Bahon - [duet with Asha Bhonsle]


YEH RAAT PHIR NA AYEGI 1966
music : O P Nayyar - lyrics : S H Behari
Mera Pyar Woh Hai Jo Mar Nahi Sakta

ZAMEER 1975
music : Sapan Chakravarty - lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi
Bade Dino Mein Khushi Ka Din Aaya


AASRA PYAR DA 1983
Bari Barsi Kahatan Gaya
Sada Vasda Raye Punjab - [duet with Suresh Wadkar]


BATWARA 1984
music : Kamal Kant - lyrics : Bhullaram Chann
Lokko Wadya Gandase De Naal


GURU MANIO GRANTH 1977
music : Prem Dhawan - lyrics :
Ik Oankaar Satnam


JAT PUNJABI 1979
Je Zulm Ko Duniya Dar Jandi


LAMBARDARNI
O Gund Sohne Ni - [duet with Anuradha Paudwal]


Mahendra Kapoor churned out some great songs for all music lovers around the globe. He will be sadly missed but the voice will live on for generations. May his soul rest in peace.




Who Am I

Can You Guess Who I Am

I met " Miss Coca Cola " at the " Coffee House "

I said " Tumsa Nahin Dekha " can i be your " Boy Friend "
She replied " budtameez " " Janwar " "Junglee "

Let me tell you that i am a devoted " Brahmachari " and an educated " Proffessor "

I said " Tumse Acha Kaun Hai " " Dil Deke Dekho "
Be my " Kashmir Ki Kali " and i will be your " Raj Kumar " " Prince "
I will take you to " China Town ", we go shopping in " Singapore", a romantic " Evening In Paris ".
She called me a a" Bluff Master "

Lets party at the " Teesri Manzil " and it will be "Jawan Mohabat " by the end of the evening.

I said " Pyar Kiya Toh Darna Kya " " Dil Tera Deewana "
She replied " Pagla Kahin Ka "



copyrights SALHAN

Monday, 29 September 2008

Mick St Clair - Lound N Proud 2

MICK ST CLAIR ------ Loud 'N' Proud 2

Got to be my best buy of the month for August . Most outstanding album with solid tunes and good music arrangements.
Mick ST Clair really does know what is needed to create that all occasion party atmosphere.

"FRIENDSHIP", it has a reggae kick to it. I like the singers voices they sound very raw, kind of village style. Good music arrangements.

"RESHMI GARARA" a nice danceable track for the ladies.

"DIL KARDA" a good track for that special occasion, a celebration song. I can see this being played on weddings and parties. Good vocals by Jassi and all round great music. Its lyrics are quite catchy too.

"YAAR DE VIYAH" Yes Kaka delivers a wicked song, one for the boyz. This has to be a a dance floor filler.

"DHOLLA VEH DHOLLA" wow what a monster of a track, It's the return of the Dholla track. Mick has really put the extra edge to this track. Bhangra/Hindi weaved magically together. AWESOME TRACK.

Credit goes out to all those behind this extradinary top class album.


Some info about Mick ST Clair's history
Mick ST Clair the DJ is one of the early legendary pioneers of the Bhangra explosion in the UK.
I think he was possibly the very first Asian DJ in the UK probably going back to the early 70's. He has achieved some major awards for his contribution to the Bhangra Industry. His extradinary career spans for more than 3 decades as a top class DJ.
Mick is very talented. I believe he once presented a radio show back in the mid 80's though i cannot confirm that yet. He has an album or two where he sang the songs and vocally my opinion is he is good. One album that i remember is "ISHQ DI GHADI" late 80's if my memory serves me well. Mick even released an album of REMIXES which was very new to the bhangra scene back then. Mick had a recording studio with practically every other local bhangra band rehearsing there and even having their albums released under Micks Record Label. The group Sat Rang is one of many bands under Mick's "SAINT RECORDS".
Although Mick did take a break for several years in the late 90's early 2000's from recording due to various reasons suchas spend more time with his family, enjoy a bit of travelling abroad and things like that. Mick still continued to DJ and still does to this present day. I admire Mick's comeback into producing and releasing again, he really has what it takes to bring good music and songs to all asian music lovers worldwide.
Mick has made a big impact to people's live in the UK and abroad and contributed to revolutionise asian music in the UK. His popularity expands around the world from UK To Europe, Canada and India and so.


Sunday, 28 September 2008

ILLUSIONS

Here are some illusions that i found on various sites that have fascinated me.












How many faces can you see in the picture?










Saturday, 27 September 2008

A BIT ABOUT MY BACKGROUND

Here i wont say too much about myself at the moment.

My family history originated from India, from the Punjab. I believe we settled in the UK in the early 60's.

I will post more info on my family history and a bit about myself on a later date

FAVOURITE SONGS - YAADON KI BARAAT

This song goes out to all my brothers, near and far, past and present, lost and found.

film : Yaadon Ki Baraat 1973
song : Yaadon Ki Baraat
singers : Kishore Kumar & Mohd Rafi
music : Rahul Dev Burman
lyrics : Majrooh Sultanpuri



This song has always been a childhood favourite of mine. written by a great song writer Majrooh who has penned so many of my favourites. Nice music by RD as always and the soul touching voices of the most versatile male singers of bollywood in my opinion Rafi & Kishore.






Kishore: Yaadon Ki Baraat Nikli Hai Aaj Dil Ke Dwaare, Dil Ke Dwaare
Yaadon Ki Baraat Nikli Hai Aaj Dil Ke Dwaare, Dil Ke Dwaare
Sapnon Ki Shehnaai Beete Dinon Ko Pukare, Dil Ke Dwaare
Ho Chhedo Taraane Milan Ke Pyare Pyare, Sang Hamare
Badle Na Apna Yeh Aalam Kabhi
Jeevan Mein Bichhdenge Na Hum Kabhi
Ho Badle Na Apna Yeh Aalam Kabhi
Jeevan Mein Bichhdenge Na Hum Kabhi

Rafi :Badle Na Apna Yeh Aalam Kabhi
Jeevan Mein Bichhdenge Na Hum Kabhi
Ho Badle Na Apna Yeh Aalam Kabhi
Jeevan Mein Bichhdenge Na Hum Kabhi
Yoon Bhi Jaaoge Aakhir Kahan Hoke Hamare

Both :Yaadon Ki Baraat Nikli Hai Aaj Dil Ke Dwaare, Dil Ke Dwaare
Sapnon Ki Shehnaai Beete Dinon Ko Pukare, Dil Ke Dwaare

Rafi :Aage Bhi Hoga Jo Uska Karam
Kishore :Yeh Din To Manaayenge Har Saal Hum
Rafi :Apne Aangan Nachen Gaayenge Chanda Sitaare
Both :Yaadon Ki Baraat Nikli Hai Aaj Dil Ke Dwaare, Dil Ke Dwaare
Sapnon Ki Shehnaai Beete Dinon Ko Pukare, Dil Ke Dwaare

lyrics courtesy hindilyrix

Welcome

Welcome to the SALHAN blog.
I hope you find something of interest to read. I have decided to start a blog that will explore our interest in current issues, Sports, Bollywood & Bhangra Music, Jokes, Poetry and much more
You will be able to listen to some of my favourite songs and read a few jokes.
Have fun

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